At my wit's end

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Qupid Critic espadrille wedges

Image courtesy of Urban Original

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I saw a gorgeous pair of white wedges the other day, but was crushed to discover it didn't come in my size. "No prob," I thought. "That's what the Internet was invented for!"

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Alas, my search for the perfect pair of white wedges has thus far been frustratingly unsuccessful. I've searched high and low, scoured every single online shop I can think of, only to be thwarted by the two worst phrases known to the consummate shopaholic: SOLD OUT and NON-RESTOCKABLE.

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Why why why?

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